You know, I've never seen all the way to the end of "The Way Things Go." Is the big finish some guy getting his ribcage cracked open?

I'm glad Rorschach cleaned himself up a little.

Maybe We Shouldn't!

Is this going to be your schtick, Yeats Infection? If so, I heartily approve.

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

Hey, I love the Hold Steady as much as any self-respecting hipster, but that was a great line Todd wrote.

Run It Back Sunday
Back in my day, if you wanted to see a condensed basketball game full of special effects, you had to play NBA Jam.

Did you ever think, maybe WE are the artificially inseminated twins?

He's mighty cheerful for a guy who's about to be shot in the head by Russell Crowe.

Don't forget to unplug the ice cream machine.

Richard Donner = Director of action movies
Richard Dawson = 70's game show staple

David Lynch

I seem to remember
LeVar Burton showing a clip from Cocoon on Reading Rainbow…some glowing yellow alien with bony fingers hiding in a closet? Anyway, it freaked me the fuck out at the time.

I was quite certain they were about to get fried by the fence.

My God!
This will REVOLUTIONIZE my Morning Zoo program!

I love that Conan rocketship anecdote too. Ever since I heard it, I would hope in vain that he would bust it out during his monologue one night.

Hi, doggy!

My pocket squares!

Wasn't there a show
a few years back with the same premise? They would select some deserving person, and then follow them around all day whilst marvelous things happened to them? I think it lasted like 4 episodes.

Philadelphia flash-mobs are so passe. The hot new trend is intentional vomiting.