If you experience a dragon lasting 4 weeks
seek immediate medical attention.

Are the ol' DT's giving you trouble again , Pig?

So that's what Daft Punk has been up to!

Moby Dick
Reason: I saw a weird bug crawling on it once, and now I'm afraid to open it.

Someone needs to make a Desmond spin-off, where he ends every episode by peering over his sunglasses before driving off, preferably to the tune of Yello's "Oh Yeah."

I'm not much of a basketball fan, but the last seconds of that game against the Raptors was still giving me heart palpitations a year later.

OPRAH!
ssseeecretssss…

Hooray for more Sean! Fuck you, Austin — he's ours now!

According to Michael Pollan, the modern coffee break began as a mid-morning whiskey break called Elevensies. When did this once-great country lose its way?

Sorry, not interested
What mediocre Liam Neeson movie is coming out next weekend?

"I will find Kraken. And I will kill Kraken."

Is Kedollarsignha on the soundtrack?

Yeah, I used to watch reruns on PBS late at night, and it was only ever Tom Baker. One of the first episodes I saw had K-9 in it, and that pretty much turned me off of the series.

The only thing I can think of is that they're worried American audiences would be confused by the metric system and/or describing the size of things in comparison to England.

It's in the back somewhere.

After Veronica Mars, I was all set for Ryan Hansen and Jason Dohring to become huge stars. And here I am, still waiting.

Hey, look!
Michelle Welch graduated from the Newswire! Good for her!

DON'T YOU HAVE A LUCKY KRACKEN PIPE?

I forgot my mantra.

You can't spell Angelina Jolie without NaCl. Oh wait, you can.