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I'm a Male Grower, not a Male Shower.

Plus, Tom Cruise is on a much higher level of stardom than NPH. There aren't really any A-list movie stars who are openly gay, and no one seems willing to find out what the reaction would be to one coming out of the closet.

Ben Folds Five could have put out an album called "Close But No Guitar." I'm kind of glad they broke up before it got to that point.

How I Met My Twin Sister

I'm surprised George Lucas didn't go back and change that parsec line in the Special Editions. He could have also used CGI to make the Luke-Leia kisses not creepy.

That'll only happen if they need to spin their wheels while Taylor Hackford figures out when the movie will end.

As someone who has eaten a pizza in a male shower,
I can say that the only thing I felt was disgust. Disgust at the fact that I was eating a soggy, damp pizza in a room that smelled like mildew.

Damn dirty apes!

Is someone threatening you? Is he there right now? Blink once for yes.

Taking their Subarus in for an oil change, playing fetch with their Labrador retrievers, plotting the destruction of heterosexual marriages…

Why hasn't anyone tried to make a reality show based on Night Court? I may have actually stumbled on a good idea here…

National Film Registry
Thriller was actually inducted into the National Film Registry last year, or 26 years after its debut.

I'm fapping in confusion.

Mods! Rockers! Teddy Boys!

A gun-toting Kraken in drag.

Don't you have a Klan rally to get to?

Data gets laid in that episode, right? I'm not just imagining that?

I remember on that Reading Rainbow episode when they revealed that the doors on the Enterprise were opened by stagehands with pulleys. I'd never felt so betrayed.

The book looks thick, but a lot of chapters printed twice for some reason.