"What does Dennis Kucinich have?"

I certainly hope you walked down the aisle to Train.

First tape: Weird Al Yankovic, "Dare to be Stupid"
First CD: Oasis, "Definitely Maybe"

Didn't that movie come out months ago? Were they hoping to recoup their budget in the dollar theaters?

Xenu O'Neal was provoking him.

One we settle if it's anything, we can get down to the more important question of whether it will float.

Bruno Ganz could reprise his role as Hitler.

I actually laughed at that joke, but rarely laughed at Scrubs. Funny how that works.

The Jumble.

It's like a wax museum with a pulse.

@Some Kind of Munster: I came up with the exact same scam, and I thought I was a genius as well.

1982 wins! I am the median AVC commenter!

1982. I remember being the only one in my first grade class to vote for Dukakis in a mock election.

Sexy Kenneth seemed like an easy joke at first, but it got better with each appearance.

True, but it also makes frequent cracks about her appearance (for example, Wesley's line last week about how she has certain angles that work for her).

I was amused by the ominous chord that sounded when Jack said Lutz's name.

Douchebag, asswipe, anal rot
My favorite joke of the night was the setup to the Elm Street line, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" followed by Tracy and Jenna actually saying the same think in unison. Meta-humor!

I would totally go see Black Death at a Funeral.

He does love repartee.

I think I heard something about someone spilling her drink.