Kevin was indeed much creepier than usual.

Stop telling me how to spend our tickets!
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, and really the only thing that kept me from outright loving it was the bar manager's lightning-fast turnaround from trying to have Michael ejected to suddenly hitting on him. Forget about Isabelle's interest in Dwight, that was the most…

The death panels claim their first victim.

Cancelled with extreme prejudice.

He also has the Mickey Mouse role in the upcoming Sorceror's Apprentice remake.

He's directing an upcoming live-action movie about the San Francisco earthquake, and fellow Pixar guy Andrew Stanton is directing John Carter of Mars. I'm really excited to see how both of those movies turn out.

Something about the movie makes you want to get your Python Monty'd, if you know what I'm saying.

Keep in mind that the New World doesn't necessarily refer to the US, but Latin America and the Caribbean as well. According to Wikipedia, slavery persisted in some Spanish colonies through the 1880s.

Jacob can bring people to the island. The Man in Black, from what we've seen, can't. He can only work with the materials he's given.

(Camera pans over cast members one by one. They each have a problem.)

Popeye
"Arad says the new version will cover the themes of friendship, love, greed and life, and focus on human strengths and human frailties."

Dear Discovery Channel:
As long as you've got Sarah Palin on your payroll, please, please, PLEASE get her in the Cash Cab.

No, but now I can't stop thinking that.

Hall & Oates
This sounds very cool. Now if only there were somewhere I could watch a video of a different band doing a Hall & Oates cover…

I thought Pepper Steak was supposed to be the entree. I hate it when you get stuck with the understudy.

Jimmy James, that was an arena football team, not a soccer team, and in a league that's on indefinite hiatus. Score one for Philly.

Poor April
I'm sure one of these days, Leslie will finally send her on a mission of seduction.

That line was funny, but that scene was just a dumping ground for Kenneth lines that had nothing to do with anything.

Creedence, Beatles
"Long As I Can See the Light," the closing track of Cosmo's Factory. About 50% of the songs on that album are oldies-radio staples, and I never could figure out why this one never joined them.

Get well soon, Grizz!
I hope Grizz is doing OK; I haven't heard anything about him since he revealed he was on dialysis, and this was the first time I can recall seeing Dotcom without him.