Wait, what makes more sense, Noel's explanation or OTP's sissy mob proposal?

JVS, congrats.

I'm guessing 4sx2's link is NSFW, but can't wait till I get home.

IMDB frequently oversells the height of actors. It claims Owen Wilson is 5'10.5" (note that this is a downgrade; it used to say he is 6'1"). He is not. I am 5'10". I saw him at a baseball game and I am at least 3" taller than he is.

CotW: Nigel Tufnel works at the one down the street from me.

SLJ might say "sufi", but only in character as an Islamic mystic.

What do we think would happen if Dane Cook met Eddie the Dane? Nothing good for him, I suspect, but the rest of us might be happy about it.

Like th Eumenides for douches, TomWaits? They pursue and punish you if you act like a douche to a family member? Actually, that would be kinda awesome.

Kerouac bores the hell out of me. He's almost as bad as Robert Pirsig.

We're going to *diminish* the performance of the Postal Service? How exactly?

I'll add some love for Strange & Norrell. Wonderfully engaging, well thought out, internally consistent.

What are these "women" of which you speak?

To me, the important most important process in reading Pynchon's books is losing interest and giving up.

I remember almost nothing about TMitHC except that I really enjoyed it. I find that often happens to me with PDK books; my recall of them is very poor, with the exception of A Scanner Darkly.

The cool hands + imagination part of Legos was the building process more than playing with the finished product. The design, engineering, and execution of anything you could think up? Fucking awesome.

If they really do go in reverse alphabetical order, the Elephant Man will have a long wait. I think zebra is up first, probably followed by tapir. Neither of those would be much of a problem for Spidey. But having to get through Rhino and Hippo before the Elephant Man might tire him out and leave him vulnerable.

How about "Nick the Dick" in Bachelor Party?

Okay, I'll bite:

Morley, I think that's just called "In the Octomom" without the "business."

AJR: While I don't foresee having to make that choice anytime soon, if I had to, I'd go with Diane Lane.