@ PlanetArtest: I was looking for The Master and Margarita somewhere in the comments; that's my favorite book. My cousin gave me a first edition of the first U.S. translation for Christmas last year.

Lemur, I did something similar on a college application, except I didn't get in to that one. And now look at me.

I'm going with Led Zeppelin's "In My Time of Dying". Although I also like chuck p's choice of "Shit Luck".

Agree, the halftime show was just dreadful.

Arsenio, you are correct! It's really hard to sing. I sang in college, and actually declined an invitation to sing it before some game because it's so hard to do right. None of which changes the fact that she should have learned the words before performing it on national television.

Daredevil > Ghost Rider > Electra. But the worst movie of all time is The Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate.

"Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions."

EEE: "blowing on (I presume) hookers and blow"

I'm with "Mad" Will. I have no idea who this woman is. There are ads on phone booths all over New York proclaiming she's back. From where? When was she here before? Who is this woman? Those are just a few of the questions the ads cause me to ask. Fortunately, I care so little about the answers that I can't even…

Santorum Bitters! The new flavor from the Bitter Truth: use it in classics like the Sex on the Beach, the Sloe Comfortable Screw, or the Slippery Nipple.

I like the way you think, justpassingby. Make it happen, please.

Hey, taint and GeddyLee, I'll join you in proclaiming my 30s are way betting than my 20s. I've got an awesome fiancee, a great job, enough money to do the things I want, a cool apartment. My 20s were a lot of fun, but very unsettled: I moved to a different state seven times, and a different apartment many more. I…

1972. Holy crap this thread keeps going on and on.

Shelly Duval + Robin Williams = No fucking way I'm seeing this shitfest.

It's a fine line between clever and stupid.

The hell we don't, Tuck! Big firecracker goes into the pond, you scoop 'em out with a net when they float to the surface.

Test Tube Monky = Dan Savage?

Like that's ever stopped anyone from being on TV?

Come on, Fritzy, what about Sean Hannity? Or Bill O'Reilly? Or Joe Scarborough?

I'll back you up on Stay Dog, Teadoust and Lobsters. I love that one; a young Mifune turns in a great performance and the wreckage of Tokyo is amazing.