Re: Out of Sight, 1 George Clooney + 1 Steven Soderberg outweighs the negative effect of 1 J.Lo .

Gotta agree with the overwhelming majority here. This is a real loss.

Huh, I'm 37 and I couldn't hear a thing. Weird.

It's not just at the gym. When I run in Central Park, I often see people scowling as though running is just a chore. Why do it if you don't enjoy it?

My friend and I went in to the theatre with a flask of Jack Daniels and a large Coke. Then, we watched this movie and were considerably entertained. It would never occur to me to watch this movie sober.

What did Chris Rock say was a father's only job? Looks like Bruce Willis has failed. I guess we should cut the bouncer at i like hot dogs' favorite strip club a break as he was just getting his 'lil girl into the family business.

Lye.

Don't forget Paulina Porizkova!

A very sad and a very large portion. Which makes me sad.

Too right, DPA. Kids these days with their Gisele Bunschens and their Brooklyn Deckers. Christ! I remember when models looked like Christie Brinkley. Or even Dale Haddon.

Bucky, I didn't know about the animal shelter, but now that I do, I'll also contribute.

Who the fuck is Nick Cannon?

Fuck, yeah, Bill Hicks. So good. I wish he were alive to comment on the recent Leno/Conan fiasco. Huh, I wonder whose side he would take.

Hey, Arsenio, you're in luck. It turns out that you can see Edward Norton . . . oh, right. I see what you did there.

Southland Tales is worth watching just to see Buffy saying "I like to get fucked hard."

It's the "bondage and discipline" part of BDSM, right? Although I didn't see a lot of titles on the list that fit that category.

Hell, yes, Rohypnol, much love for pomegranate!

That's an apt description, lex, though they used to be more frequent. Before I met my fiancee, Love Deluxe was my go to record when I needed to woo a woman.

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A signet ring bearing the Taste Test crest should be available for purchase at the Onion online store. Or they AVC staff should at least have had one made up as a going away present for Chang.

I'm assuming your rigorous scientific method included actually procuring the finest custard in the world and then eating it in a public restroom for comparison purposes. If not, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your Royal Society and Banzai Institute membership cards.