Ha, doll hair!

Piven is brilliant as the drug-store checkout guy in Singles.

Whoa, why did you have to go and add furries into what was otherwise a sweet children's story?

Yes, they do, Flashman. Exhibit A: Pearl Harbor, as I've mentioned before.

I know, Tom, but I can't help it. I have so many questions. Like: Why did they combine the Original Sins and Dangerous Habits story arcs into the film? Why did they do it in such a crappy way? What's up with Pruit Taylor Vince (in general, not just in this movie)? Did Swinton and Stormare know how crappy this…

Slacker just bored the crap out of me. And I hated Waking Life. Hated! Part of it was Wiley Wiggins, who comes close to ruining Dazed and Confused, but the rest of that movie is so great (and at least some of it has Milla Jovovich) that I forgive Linklater for including Wiggins in it. DaC was on constant repeat at…

Cool? Or ice cold?

Guy Pearce is actually a pretty good casting suggestion for Constantine. Who the hell picked Keanu Reeves for that role? What an ass. I could also see Clive Owen doing Constantine well; he's a bit too dark, but he's got the right kind of smart-ass sass.

You're aware of American Idol and the various "reality" shows, right? And you still ask this?

I also really liked Wonder Boys, enough to buy the DVD, which for me is a lot. I've not read it, but keep meaning to. Kavalier and Clay was pretty good, and I though Gentlemen of the Road was great fun.

We can only hope, missa bring.

I think we went over this already. See here:

I saw the trailer before Public Enemies. It was dreadful.

Morgendorffer: A newspaper?

Twilight made my ComiCon.. The fan-girls are great. Ever since I got my canine extensions, I've been getting more ass than I know what to do with.

I thought the non sequitur analogy was an allusion to the ubiquitous Mad Men posters of the guy smoking a cigarette while his office slowly fills with water. Not that it's not good Hating, but it may actually follow.

And, we definitely need a zany, still-unmarried friend in the picture.

That trailer looks awesome. I have not the slightest twinge of disappointment, and I'm sure that limiting them to 90 degree angles would feel silly today.

Hey, Lovechild and Gay Commenter, you guys should check out Robert Massie's biography of Peter the Great. There's a bunch of stuff in there about how PtG kept a whole passel of midgets (dwarves, whatever) as, basically, pets.

No, just Scandinavian.