Yeah, ever since Christian Bale did that magic trick better (oh, and also killed his wife), Hugh Jackman's been all bent out of shape about it.

No need, I got it. Here's the tope result:

*syntax error.

Me, too, Unrepentant. I actually wrote a D&D-style text game in Basic in 6th or 7th grade. That was a whole lot of "If . . . then . . . " coding.

"getting laid however he wants it and setting shit on fire with his mind"

Damn, dude, how drunk, exactly?

What if we grew up with computer labs full of Apples in the 80s? Hell, yeah, Oregon Trail is a classic.

Tom Petty on his music: I'm a really good rhythm guitarist.

We still get print Onion in NYC. Sweet!

Warren Oates v. Tofutti Break: best AV Club grudge match since Stan Marsh v. Summer Glau?

Yeah, definitely Straight Dope.

You okay, TWfS? You're sounding awfully trigger-happy today.

Next up, the Cat Snuggie (r)

Lap dogs deserve to freeze to death. If I can pick it up with one hand, it doesn't even count as a dog.

Now this is happening.

Danny, the Champion of the World
The Witches
The Twits
James and the Giant Peach

Gotta agree that this and Where the Wild Things Are have damn good trailers.

Having read parts of some of these articles, Harbinger, let me assure you he's worse.

Morgendorffer: That, and because Legolas, because he is an elf, is an odd sort of bad-ass/pansy mix. Whenever Bloom tried to be tough (e.g., Pirates of the Caribbean), he only gets the pansy part right and it just ruins the attempt.

But, miles, isn't there a difference between "would" and "want to"?