What about Tom Cruise?

Yeah, I know the Hicks routine. I actually stole some of his material in another comment yesterday. God, how I wish he had been alive for Bush II.

William Howard Taft, dude. No weight limit for the presidency or the Supreme Court. Damn. I guess we're stuck with Rush.

I'm there, Bucky. Just give me a second to lock the door to my glass house and I'll meet you down at the stoning square.

An excellent episode. This one and the one about the prayer warriors in Colorado Springs were my introduction to TAM. Looks to me like Soderbergh has added a dose of wackiness, but I'll check it out. I tend to like his films.

"I'll be honest about this: the appeal for Zooey is in her eyes. Ordinarily I'd love to say something ironic or nasty or whatever, but damn, she has beautiful eyes."

Wabbit Flu, the great thing is that after you give God that hummer, you're guaranteed salvation, no matter what you do for the rest of your life.

Not that I want to get too far away from the funny pop culture references, but I'm actually kind of excited to see this. It looks like a very strange take on the underlying story, but the events this is based on are pretty amazing. There was a massive price-fixing and market allocation conspiracy in the food…

:: shudders, vomits, rinses eyes with bleach, wishes that had worked on mind's eye::

I can't remember; are we just supposed to ignore Tark's A.D. or not? 'Cause if not, WTF?

Analrapist?

Wow, Mongo, for a dude who's high all the time, you seem pretty worked up.

Someone else just sent me that clip.

Judge, your so-called "Science" claims the world is millions of years old and that giant lizards once walked the planet. Ha! If you can't see the fossil record for the test of faith it is (one of God's easiest tricks*), then you deserve whatever God gives you for inventing and believing in "Science". Sucker.

Apparently you did recall, Elrond. Just not until after you posted.

Acai is the new mango? I thought it was the new goji berry. Or goji was the new mango. Or something else was the new something else. I'm so confused.

Katy Perry is a real person?

Doug? Doug Henning? I thought you were dead, man. Loved your Broadway show Merlin, back in the day.

Third reason: what with the Twilight-inspired teen girl mass hysteria, vampires are totally in right now, so it's a guaranteed success.

Of course there are reasons, Arsenio. I'll give you two: first, the original was weird and foreign so real Americans didn't see it and if they did the didn't get it; second, no American studio made a shitload of money off the original by dumbing it down and adding explosions. They won't miss that chance on the…