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The Puzzler
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I hear the best way to power robot batteries is to harvest energy from humans. Keeping humans healthy and draining their body cells is much more efficient than building windmills or nuclear power stations.

Fortunately, angry right-wingers are pretty divided. For example, the racial supermacists and racial segregationists hate each other.

Sometimes the national mood emboldens terrible people. In the UK, after people voted to leave the European Union, there was an immediate upsurge in hate crimes against foreigners.

They're probably not all cowards either?

You know what they say: a man needs a fish like a woman needs a bicycle.

Americans used to be amused and baffled by the way British politicians were always getting brought down by sex scandals. Something that could never happen in the USA, I'm sure.

Most people say I'm fourth rate!

Hey baby, do you have heat vision? Because you are melting my heart.

You're fooling yourself. The sun is doing everything it can to blind us and give us cancer. It's also one of the key causes of global warming.

We don't know much about, but variety seems to exist. Earth is a pretty dense planet. Mars is about 71% as dense as earth. Our solar system consists of small dense worlds and gas giants, but this doesn't seem to be universal.

The actual mass of your mother is a fixed constant at any one given time, although it has a tendency to increase over time in cubic proportion to her increasing radius, related to her constant absorption of calories. Current scientific techniques have not been able to precisely measure her mass, due to the difficulty

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Indeed: "at three times Earth’s mass, it would have three times the gravity" is misleading. The bigger the planet, the further away you are from its centre of mass. Because of this, surface gravity is proportional to radius, not volume. If Proxima B has the same density as Earth but is big enough to have three times

I'd see that version of MacBeth. Could it be a musical, though?

I didn't listen to the song in question, but now I've got these 'lyrics' stuck in my head:
"You can’t dance on the edge of the Hollywood sign.
You’re not in Hollywood. It doesn’t even rhyme.
I don’t know why they chose this line."

Latest plan is a December release.

Neverthjeless… the one thing that's guaranteed to be more annoying that pro-diversity whining is anti-diversity whining.

I may have to watch this dubbed into Chinese with English subtitles. I found it made Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 2 a lot better.

They clearly stole the idea from Game of Thrones.

If he'd said, "the probability of this universe being the ultimate reality is approximately 3,720 to 1," would that have convinced you?