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And now that Feast and Dance are out, read them simultaneously. There's a good newbie reading order floating around out there; I think it's at Boiled Leather. 

He's actually a Scientologist killing machine.

He won a Medal of Honor in Black Hawk Down, for god's sakes!

Plus it had a super-hot Janine Turner in her prime. 

Mr. Falcon! 

A new power metal is rising!

At this point in the show's run, I would gladly let Hannibal cook and eat the Greendale 7. Britta Burgers and Shirley Fries for everyone!

Right?! Tormund's speech to Jon about sex was such a perfect opportunity to talk about his endowment, but no such luck.

But is Fat Jonah Hill funnier than Castrated Jonah Hill?

Classic Sims!

Unbreakable is a milestone for me as a sports fan, since now every injury-prone athlete ever gets compared to Mr. Glass.

I agree, this seemed directly aimed at pleasing many book readers (and I'm assuming Bryan Cogman as writer had something to do with that feeling).

That's why I was disappointed when they bailed on the Jim/Cathy thing last year. 

He must have taken a shit outside the writer's room.

The people still clinging to notions of the show having every little thing from the books has passed into the realm of intolerable for me now (I'm an "expert" though I hate that title). It's terrible everywhere, from WiC to Westeros to Tumblr to god knows where else. I still miss seeing some events or

"Hey kids, did you happen to see a pink, uh, I wanna say, vinyl purse  around here somewhere? Just dying to get my cigarettes."

That scene with Amy and Krista in the delivery room ("You fucked me, Krista!") was hilariously cringe worthy, and the perfect end to that crazy, flawed relationship. I loved Amy, but she never could really take a hint.

Sorry, but "Pressure" is definitely the worst of the greatest hits.

Everyone wants to be O'Nealed these days

His fourth paragraph perfectly encapsulates how I think TV exec's should look at this bullshit. It's like a horrible game of truth or dare.