i do not like the disney version. too judeo-christian and really 'aladdin'-y for me.

my favorite mst comment of all time, for reasons i do not really understand:

oh, that series was awesome and he was quite good in it.

i like wearing bowling and polo shirts, but i have one simple rule. if it looks like a shirt charlie sheen would wear on 'two and half men,' i don't buy it.

king bastard, is that a quote? cause that may be the funniest thing i've heard all day.

after watching someone almost die from celiac sprue, i don't give a fuck who's fad diet it is, as long as it makes it easier for people with the disease to get more options than horrible tapioca bread and horrible pasta. i just hope one of angelina's kids has it, cause then we'll get a cure.

i think with jennifer garner's character, the writers were trying to explore the idea of why dumb attractive people are attracted to each other. i didn't think her dialogue was meant to convey a conscious obsession with breeding the master race, but rather to bring out in the open what stupid beautiful people are…

i would have to take skoda. and angie harmon over jill hennessey, though maybe elizabeth rohm over both of them.

'the wire' is a novel and 'law and order' is a newspaper. disposable, obsolete maybe, not connected day-to-day very well. but, occasionally delivering a gripping, immediate story with comments on a current issue in a few broad strokes. no cop show is going to compare to 'the wire' for gritty realism or low-key…

almost to the finale
still don't like crystal. good voice, bad attitude, predictable choices.

it's really hard to hear anything in that song anymore. it's been so overplayed and overused during the last ten years. i didn't like lee's performance, but i can't tell if that's because it sucked or because i'm sick of that song.

i really loved the movie within the show bit. it kept up with the show's conceit of hearing events from an unreliable narrator who we still basically like. the movie points out that from another point of view, here stella's husband (and probably stella!), the whole stella story isn't a heartbreaking tragedy, but a…

i liked andy samberg's episode. i can't see a golf cart without thinking 'this is cart number two.'

i'm on my way
i hope the visits home don't stretch the episode past the hour mark. if they continue to pick such terrible songs, this show should only have half hour episodes.

yeah, can we all just agree to pretend this movie doesn't exist?

answering which person i was most excited to see on the show, i would be the person leaning in saying 'yes, orson was saying what now?'

out like a light
i managed a hollywood video for the last seven years. holy jesus the shit on this page brings back memories. i've known they were going down for years now, and the theft and incompetence of the executives running the company has been staggering. i could fill this page with bullshit, but that'd…

with so many cast regulars leaving each season, my guess is they'll have plenty of time to develop new characters, especially at east dillon with so many old timers moving over there. having not watched this season yet, i'm gonna go ahead and say i hope they leave coach taylor at east dillon through and past the…

i grew up on 'kids in the hall,' always loved it, saw 'brain candy' in theaters, watched the first few episodes of 'newsradio' just for dave foley (though i loved that show too), seen 'em live twice, big fan of the show.

yeah, any time my friend and i see anything 50 cent related, we have to add a mumbled, incoherent ' . . or die trying'.