i tried the hold steady. didn't like 'em. still don't. no offense.

i'm sorry, i thought someone said it was hard to get into the godfather movies. i must have been mistaken.

2 come to mind
gregg araki. 'doom generation' made me realize i had my limits.

yes. john fucking cleese. for 'the germans.'

i'll pull steve martin's lifetime pass for 'bringing down the house'.

i actually thought his best performance was in 'life aquatic'.

ease up ho, my name's malik.

as far as i'm concerned, marty's on a roll. 'gangs of new york' 'the aviator' 'the departed' : loved 'em all. 'departed' was the weakest for me, but still loved it. i think marty's on my list. he should be forced, whenever not directing, to be constantly saying everything he knows about movies while someone…

i'm with katt williams : fuck michael jackson.

limb bizkit is much better music to rape to.

my wife would cheer if she heard someone pining for tommy's. and for everyone on the east coast, i'm eating in n out right now. just thought i'd mention it. ooh, there's the bible verse. delicious.

kara totally dodged randy's 'hug n cheek kiss' to run off stage. with reports she's not loving the job, maybe she'll quit too. then who will replace paula? jamie foxx? quentin tarantino? whoever it is, they better be as drunk and incoherent. the show has standards.

i'm on a dolphin, it's doing flips n shit.

it must have hurt watching jennifer hudson and realizing 'shit this is how i should've done it.'

okay, that's just funny.

my wife's comment was 'do people not know he's gay?'

god, thank christ. i've spent the last few years asking 'why do lefties hate michael moore.' i understood foxnews etc. using his name as an epithet, but, i never figured out why say 'the daily show' would casually insult him. this article and many subsequent comments finally explained it to me.

i don't understand. i HATED fall out man's performance. i hate all of his peformances, and not knee-jerk. i really don't understand why everyone seems to think he can sing. he's screechy and off-key all the damn time. i've never been so befuddled by a performer's appeal. i never liked jordan or archuleta, but i…

okay, i laughed at that one.

'the fashion show : will you notice no tim gunn if we put it during the same time slot?'