And don't forget about the comedic genius of Corbin Bernsen:

Despite liking the FFs, I have to struggle to call the melody to my mind, because Tom Petty's Learning to Fly always wants to jump in there first.

I used to work with a guy who was very punk. Prided himself on hating all the appropriate things. And even he had to concede that Everlong was a truly great song.

Do people just know Eddie Cochran for Summertime Blues? C'mon everybody!

Bass Drum of Death

Is this where we're drawing the line of inappropriate commentary on the AV Club?

Despite his movie-star charisma, the dude is just a dork. A handsome, talented, rich dork. And there will always be people who feel compelled to pick on dorks.

"[W]hat I received this afternoon…was…removed from…beef."

It's difficult to outline my points without singing it, but it's much more than the two-chord progression on the verse. Most critically, the bass line is the same. In I Haven't Got the Nerve it's being played by the harpsichord and it's not as prominent, but it's there. And progression you reference isn't only the…

This Random Roles was just great! You were such a brilliant interviewer! I really, really loved reading it. Just spectacular!

My candidate for the greatest single of the 90s. I did however go on to discover it pretty much completely lifted its riff from this song:

Lousy Job, AV Club!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you just grab a kleenex and run it through the xerox?

I'll tell you who the problem gambler is; whoever keeps gambling on making Ryan Reynolds a movie star. Amiright?

Geneologist.

N.W.A.A.O.T.W.G.

So does that make Eminem officially an honorary… Is he now considered an actual… What I mean is, could we call him….

Oh God, this. A million times this. I am so sick of thin, nasally voices getting broadcasting gigs.

I just want you to know that I don't hate you anymore.

Oh yeah? Well how quickly can he solve a Rubik's pyramid?