I can't wait to connect my joystick to the Ataribox.

"I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain', but where's the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have…

That's strange, I was sure they were both older than that.

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always been a culture-oriented player, if for no other reason than perpetual combat just gets really boring. It's fine when it's something that happens now and again to spice things up, but every single turn devoted to moving troops around and one combat event after another after another.. bleh.

I'm more surprised this wasn't a component of the first film. This bizarre triggering element is sort of the Zemeckis/Gale move; it was in Used Cars (red cars), it was in 1941 (eggs), anybody remember if there was something like that in I Wanna Hold Your Hand?

Actually, it was accomplished with a bit of old-school editing trickery, like in an old episode of Bewitched. Right before Hannibal's leg comes up, they paused the recording and replaced Flavor Flav with a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.

If this gonna be that kinda marriage, I'm gonna stick my dick in the wedding cake.

Yeah, whatever. I'm still holding out hope for the Urban Champion movie. It could be epic.

Everytime You Go Away is not a cover. It was written by Daryl Hall. A cover version by Paul Young did go on to become a hit.

You don't think CBS knows who their audience is? Just brace yourself for CSI: United Federation of Planets.

The A.V. Club

Facetiously to what end?

The real question is what does Ant-Man think about Terry Gilliam?

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

Every quality actor needs a Bachelor Party or a Private Resort in their filmography.

Well, not that dude. He's currently serving a life sentence with no opportunity for parole.

In Florida, in Vermont, in Oregon; people anywhere can do it.

Yeah, well I happen to be the uncle always ducking out to smoke weed, and I'm way cooler and more appealing than Donald Trump.

He's essentially made three modestly successful movies (yes, Die Hard 4 included, considering the budget, the domestic take, and the fact that even shit like Terminator: Gynyyysyyysyyys can crack 400 large at the worldwide box office) and one genuine flop. So yeah, I have to figure he's easy to work with and knows…