He didn't see anything, but he did devolve into a gorilla and eat a deer.

Hey, they've heard Bang a Gong on Classic Rock radio, like, dozens of times. They know exactly what T. Rex sounds like.

> KILL CABINET WITH SWORD

Anybody saw Child 44?

3'8"? Yes, well that is a long time.

Because the several murders he has committed have been workmanlike at best.

Oh my God! The upvotes are coming from inside the comment!

I think Jonah's taken care of that himself.

I have seen this movie, but it was well after it had come out. I had seen, and really liked, all of the major Hughes films (Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller, Planes Trains Automobiles, etc) but I avoided this for a while because I felt like I knew exactly what it was. When I finally did see, I realized I was right. …

Or did you keep putting silverware in the pancake drawer?

"Charlie Sheen works by having drugs shoved up his backside."

Yeah, I think this is the wrong move on their part. They're undercutting their own brand. If they were going to make a splash for their anniversary, they should have gone in the opposite direction. Hire a Very Important Filmmaker starring Very Serious Actors in a Lifetime presentation of Lifetime Movie: The Movie.

All mailboxes are female. They have slots you put things in.

I'm going to have to put an end to this comment thread. It's gotten too silly.

I think this officer has probably learned his lesson: next time, shoot him in the face.

"I suppose if it was Christmas, you'd hang ornaments on it."

That's interesting, because I frequently click on things on the internet with the intent of having a stroke.

Yes, he and the volleyball from Cast Away are going on the road together.

And I watched all 8 of them waiting for Paul McCartney to show up, but he never did. Not even so much as Denny Laine.

Sure, NBC is doing this, but they still won't give us a satisfying finale to the hit NBC comedy Night Court.