Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, except they call it a Heurgin Fluergin Jeurgin Big Mac.

The robots and the giant space dog had humanity in A New Hope? It's a George Lucas film; the humans don't even have humanity.

So am I the only Man with Two Brains fan who saw that headline and thought about the reveal of the Elevator Killer?

THANKS OBMAR!

Airplane?

Speaking as someone who just took a 48 hour road trip, I think I'll pass on this. But you should definitely tune in for Utah. That place is effing gorgeous.

Who is that lurking? Is that Merv Griffen?

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He will forever be the laughing stock of the Six Sigma Retreat to Move Forward.

And just like with Pixels, another major motion picture based on a digital short, Futurama got there first.

I can't hear that song without envisioning Neil Diamond actually acting out the chorus. Him running around a room yelling, "I AM!" at random furnishings.

You know you've reached a bad place when you're talking to the furniture.

I think America* cries out for a speak-sing, Rex Harrison-style karaoke rendition.

No, my name is spelled Billy Corgan, but it's actually pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.

I'm not too worried about it.

Is it true that Billy Idol's "Flesh for Fantasy" is about Taylor Negron?

Come on, now. Nobody died in CatCF. They were all just horribly disfigured.

Fair enough, but this sort of actor is not the type who needs to be playing someone with 24 different personalities.

Yeah, when I saw this headline, my first thought was, "Maybe he should start by playing a role with one personality." Everything I see him in, he doesn't seem to be playing a person as much as one aspect of a person, typically varying levels of paranoia. He is the definition of a one-note actor.

The CEO of Tits will make sure that happens.