Hey, cut the guy some slack. He's a writer; how important is it for him to know what words mean?

The guy who got royally screwed (or should I say royalty screwed) by Page was Jake Holmes. Page took his song, switched up a few words, ran it through a distortion petal, and called it his own composition. Don't get me wrong; I love love love Zeppelin. Jimmy Page is a profoundly talented musician, arranger,…

Jake Holmes was a white guy.

I believe they were originally called "The Altar Boys", and talked extensively about how they wanted to touch people through their music. I'm not sure quite how, but I understand this turned out badly.

You seem genuine, and I want to believe your story, but this is the internet, so I'm afraid I just can't. Nothing personal.

It's not so much "you guys" as "this guy."

Obama eats dinosaurs.

But that's the thing: some of them are entertainers, but some of them are technicians. And then some people in the audience don't know who they are, so why should they be bothered to clap for them, because who cares? So the applause falls. Then an actor comes up. And he's more famous, so the applause rises. Then…

My issue with Christian Bale is just that he was miscast. Physically, tempermentally; pretty much across the board. Even playing it looser than what he's typically done, he still doesn't really bring any humor or lightness to the role, putting him at odds with the tone of the rest of the cast and the movie itself. …

I think applauding during the In Memoriam is profoundly disrespectful. This isn't about who you miss the most, or think is the most revered dead person. There's a reason when people ask to honor something solemn like a death, it is with a moment of silence. You don't typically hear cheering sections at a funeral.

Because people are awful and refuse to believe that something might exist beyond their own personal frame of reference. They aren't like that, so no one else is; they're just faking it to be annoying. If they weren't, that would just make life too complicated for their teeny-tiny brains to compute.

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

That, and so many other things.

Jordan Peele and Joseph Gordon-Levitt played hit men Jules and Vincent, respectively, and they came dressed for the part.

With a paper bag over his head saying, "I'm Quentin Tarantino now, who is still famous."

Or, people who do intend to see the movie, do care about spoilers, but want a good sense of how a movie will turn out and know whether it's worth their time and money, then plan to drink themselves into a blackout stupor/hit themselves over the head with a heavy, blunt object to purge the information.

I'm not sure I do know what you're saying. Could you be more explicit? Could you be very, very explicit?

Arantxa Sanchez Vicario vs. Steffi Graf: The Motion Picture.

[Spike Lee tweets Timothy Dalton's home address]

This needs more exclamation points!