Just because Brian is the more conventional film doesn't necessarily make it a better one. Python really didn't need to be doing things conventionally; it wasn't their strong suit. Brian is more directly satirical, but that doesn't make it funnier. I find some of the satire a little on the nose, and more bits…

Excuse me, but Josh Radnor has been cast in the lead role of two feature films.

Does he have a huge cock? Because maybe he gets it, it's just that he ain't got it, and the reference just hurts too much.

Here's what happened to James Spader: he got all butched-up and muscle-bound for Supernova, probably anticipating a long, lucrative run as an A-list action hero. Problem is if you don't maintain that shit, it turns right to flab.

The original critique such a surprising, inspired pop culture moment deserves.

Ah yes, Jerry and George together again. They may have a few more years on them, but it's like they picked up right where they left off in season 9; humorless high-concept misanthropy, with a sad, lazy reliance on tired routines, rhythms, and catchphrases.

It doesn't? Is there a reason that you feel that way beyond the fact that it undercuts your central thesis? Because just calling that element out before somebody else does is not the same as explaining it away.

Putting Bottle Rocket near the bottom of your list invalidates your opinion.

Holy shit; that plot summary has got to be like a million times more entertaining than the movie.

Coneheads and A Night at the Roxbury?

It's Pat and Stuart Saves His Family?

I made it through 25 seconds of it, and lost the will to live.

Hell, just watch Walker, Texas Ranger. Pretty much non-stop hilarity.

Many prison riots can be attributed to a lack of pussy.

I'm sorry, but Weird Al memorably parodied that as Soup-Soupio.

My name… is Darabont.

"Alright, alright; I'll take a quick look at your Thomas Hardy."

Well, he made a lot of money doing it, so there's something you can apparently admire.

Yes, please let us all learn the valuable lesson Douglas is here to teach us. Do not agree with people who share your opinions on things. Particularly if they have cancer. Cancer is only given to people who do vile, evil things, like have unfavorable opinions about movies that make a lot of money and have totally…

Dear Fascist Bully Boy,