I worked with someone who claimed to be Kesha's music teacher when she was a teenager. He said she was actually a thoughtful, intelligent girl, and that he suspected her current image was largely a product of her management. For what it's worth, I believe the guy was on the level and seemed like he could be good…

I watched Upstream Color. I'm still trying to rearrange my brain into being able to process linear thought.

Jason Mewes at the height of his Mewesiness. That dude just cracks me the fuck up.

I think a lot of people went into The Master really wanting it to be what it was sold as, PTA's takedown of Scientology. I went in hoping it would be so much more than that. The former tended to come away from it frustrated and unsatisfied. I walked out knowing I had seen something singular and ambitious, and even…

Hey, the guy has worked steadily, and I'm sure he's financially well-off, and there's no reason to think he's not perfectly content with his life and career. My point was just that there's very little work he's done that was high profile. Lots of voice-over work, brief runs on TV shows that didn't break through or…

Too late.

If that movie were made today (and knowing Hollywood, I'm sure it soon will be), Duke and Duke would be too big to fail. They'd receive a huge government bailout, attend racial sensitivity classes, and learn their lesson in the end, with everyone living happily ever after.

The way he likes it is the way it is.

So an IMDb check on this direct-to-video Addams Family movie reveals that their Gomez Addams was Tim Curry. On paper, that sounds like an excellent choice.

Actually, from what I understand, Pubert is what Charles Addams originally wanted to call Pugsley, but it was changed for fear of being censored.

Diana, Princess of Wales, should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

That would have happened in Robert Zemeckis' Diana.

Number one, we're not just talking about 'people', but Jimmy Kimmel viewers, so we can't be so sure.

Nuts to you, Magillicutty.

Forrest Gump proved it; sounds like Flight just hammered the point home.

And Gleaming the Cube.

He sold it out of the back of a van.

Hey, I essentially got this deal last month, except through Cox. Local channels, TBS, WGN, and other a couple of other bullshit stations, plus HBO and Starz, with 25 mps internet, for $55 a month, locked in for two years. I was pleased.

Yes, Direction Rian Johnson is very cool; however, it depends on what direction he is at the time. He's coolest in his northeastern pattern, blowing over the Great Lakes.

I think I know what you're talking about; it's a sort of 'hoo-hoo-hah' sounding laugh, and it wasn't specific to MASH. I've heard it on a number of different shows of the era, and it was always very distracting. How could someone who's profession was based around sound not hear how distinctive that particular laugh…