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This is Johnny Rhythm saying good nights to yuhs all, and God bless yuhs.

This is what happens when scientists smoke weed and leave the TV on Nick at Nite.

Exactly.  This is supposed to be a scene from his film, but how could we look at it as such without it featuring Zack Braff himself, bringing all his Braffian magic?

Armageddon 2: Armageddonier

Hodor, Hodor.  Hodor.

I guess they thought the show was in bad company with the rest of the NBC lineup.

Having not liked any of the TV stuff they've done beyond the Old Spice commercials with Terry Crewes - which I thought were hilarious - I decided to take an ambien, smoke some weed, and watch their movie.  There was laughing.  I'd give it a 6.

The Heart of Rock 'n' Roll is still beating, but requires a pacemaker.

There is no comparison.  The Love Guru is bad; Master of Disguise is torture.  The Love Guru is stubbing your toe; Master of Disguise is having your foot hacksawed off and fed to you.

I don't think that would apply; it has the stench of desperation all over it.

I am Chinese, so I'm afraid the only jokes I tell involve micturating into a carbonated beverage.  And there's clearly nothing racist about that, so I can't help you.

If there was one thing the 80s managed to crank out, it's inspirational rock anthems.  It was a very 'Reagan's America' type thing.

I just read his last blog post.  This is one of the last things in it:

Eh, you're right about the guide entries; easily the strongest part of the show.  Beyond that, while Ford and Marvin were great, Arthur was merely okay, and Zaphod was weak and Trillian was terrible terrible terrible.

@kateh:twitter No, Ebert has a nasty bone.  Every now and then he'll write things in reviews about how anybody who likes that movie is an idiot.

Wrong.  He's con wife killing, in that he thinks only cons should do it.

That was my exact reaction when I was told Phil Hartman died.

"Star" is a pretty generous term for what this person was, isn't it?  Shouldn't the headline be "MTV's Buckwild participant Shain Gandee found dead"?

I tend to come at this from the other direction.  I'm a big fan of gallows humor, whether we're talking about Mother Theresa or some crazy dude on MTV.  I say it's all fair game.