"Was I saying that?"

Now we know!

I think the entirety of my current wardrobe may total in value somewhere in the neighborhood of two hundred bucks.

You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like a Millionaire

And it is most definitely loose-lipped.

I'll meet you in the parking garage @avclub-bbb04f2a70775131fa0397bbdb4c03de:disqus.  We can engage in some badly choreographed swordplay while a camera swirls around us pointlessly and endlessly.

But I'm just talkin' bout Shaft.

It was as good as it had any right to be.  I was shocked it even got made.  Once we got to the point where people didn't still think digital watches were a pretty neat idea, its relevance had passed.  I knew I wanted to see it, but I was practically dreading the opening bit of business of Arthur's house being…

Hey, if Billy Crystal can make a credible cop in Running Scared, then so can Charlie Day.

For that to have been in authentic Charlie Day voice, it should have been in all caps.

$1.7 million and climbing steadily.

Like I suppose you could get a better review than that.  Or then again maybe you could.  It's difficult to say.

There must be fifty ways to love your lever

So in the minds of the One Million Moms, does it make the commercial better or worse that the pig is so obviously gay, since that chick is hot and clearly ready to go?

May-faux-naise.

Kids, the answer is smoking, period.  Smoking is cool.  You will be cool if you smoke.  If you aren't cool, smoke and you will be.  If you are already cool, smoke and you'll be even cooler.  There is no limit to how cool you will be once you smoke.  So start smoking, kids. 

I think The Rock has more charisma than actual acting talent.  There's a reason why his straight actioners tend to bomb, and his goofy family shit does well; he's beefy and imposing, but in a strangely non-threatening way.  He's just so damn sunny.  I know The Rundown didn't do very well either (although I think…

Alright, so educate us.  Let's see some links.  I would love to read some inspiring stories of average citizens preventing mass death from violent psychopaths.

While I was watching the clip, without even knowing about any post Weird Al Show specials, I was thinking, "They let him do a joke about drinking motor oil on a Saturday morning kids' show?"

Amy Adams was also on That 70's Show, and her role wasn't weird at all.