Eat Shit and Die Hard

It will instead be called, "Not Movie 43… AND THANK GOD FOR THAT"

As one of his personalities?  It has potential….

Will you be sister cities, or is that just gross?

I've said it before and I'll say it again:  If she didn't have a famous father to get her into show business, she'd be the cutest waitress at the truck stop.

Yeah, it's hard to call something a spoiler that's so blatantly obvious to anybody with a functioning pair of eyeballs.  "What, you mean that incredibly weird looking dude with an uncanny resemblance to Jane March was really Jane March's character in disguise the whole time?!"

You use the phrase "over-acting Olympics" and you don't even mention Ruben Blades, who gives the most over-the-top asshole cop performance in movie history?

Folk Implosion - Natural One

Rick Moranis.

I have this mental image of somebody from the US Embassy explaining this to Loren Michaels, who replies with a Dr. Evil-style, "Riiiiiiiiiiiight."

Siskel and Ebert gave it two thumbs up.

Siskel and Ebert gave it two thumbs up.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus or GTFO.

He's got a whole face… on his hands….

I'm sorry, but this is the laziest premise I've ever heard.  "Gee, supernatural romances are all the rage; how about a human girl and a zombie?"  It's also incredibly wrongheaded.  Vampires are sexy; they're immortal and powerful and tragic.  Who wants to fuck a zombie?

Leonard, is that you?

Oh, I have no doubt that's what happened.  They had their two hour version, it tested like shit, and they said, "Let's knock a half an hour out of it so we can at least get an extra daily showing in and maybe sell a few more tickets in the two weeks this is likely to last in movie theaters."  And it's not like they're…

But that wouldn't change the fact that as a director, he's also responsible for The Brothers Solomon and Let's Go to Prison.

Watch the trailers and you might go blind.  God knows I came close to willing it to happen.

From this review, it appears to be exactly an Amazon Women on the Moon-style romp, in that it is excruciatingly bad and completely devoid of humorous content.