Night before last, I caught an episode of Wings where Antonio had to get married to stay in the country.  So Brian set him up with a crabby local eccentric for a sham wedding.  And the actress playing the eccentric was so over-the-top committed to this character, I felt compelled to look up who this was.  It was Susan…

Night before last, I caught an episode of Wings where Antonio had to get married to stay in the country.  So Brian set him up with a crabby local eccentric for a sham wedding.  And the actress playing the eccentric was so over-the-top committed to this character, I felt compelled to look up who this was.  It was Susan…

Just download a pirated copy.  Sometimes you can get Something for Nothing.  But this is just Entre Nous.

Just download a pirated copy.  Sometimes you can get Something for Nothing.  But this is just Entre Nous.

I still prefer Vini Vidi Vicious to Tyrannosaurus Hives, but then again, I prefer VVV to nearly every other album ever recorded.

I still prefer Vini Vidi Vicious to Tyrannosaurus Hives, but then again, I prefer VVV to nearly every other album ever recorded.

After telling all these horrible puns, how can you people look at yourselves in the mirror?

After telling all these horrible puns, how can you people look at yourselves in the mirror?

So is it?

So is it?

Call Mr. Plow, that is my name
That name again is Mr. Plow

Call Mr. Plow, that is my name
That name again is Mr. Plow

I once smoked weed with one of the daughters from TV's Kate and Allie.  For the sake of discretion, I won't reveal which one.

I once smoked weed with one of the daughters from TV's Kate and Allie.  For the sake of discretion, I won't reveal which one.

"Adam "Adrock" Horowitz, " has already begun working with the Parks Commissioner to fix up and rename State Street Park…"

"Adam "Adrock" Horowitz, " has already begun working with the Parks Commissioner to fix up and rename State Street Park…"

That's "Tyler" "Perry"" to you.

Their agents, who will get their commission whenever they get cast regardless of the financial or artistic success of the film itself.

Yes, Tracers is a stupid and generic name.  I suggest they change it to something that both spells out its parkour association, and sells a message of optimism and victory.  I recommend Parkour Lewis Can't Lose.

I must confess I'm surprised by the amount of AV Club love given to a show starring Jennifer Love Hewitt where she wacks guys off.  I mean, that sounds like a promising Cinemax premise, but on Lifetime?