It sounds very much like something the late Zalman King would have made, to the extent that he actually made a movie with the subtitle Two Shades of Blue.  What is it about varying shades of color that suggests high toned pornography?

I'm going to guess that's actually the gold-hearted transsexual who is always quick with a wisecrack or heartwarming words of wisdom.

Ashton Kutcher to be shot [breathless anticipation]

To get you into the back of his van?

Episode 108: Lockout - He locks himself out of his apartment.

To me he'll always be the guy standing poolside in Club Dread making lewd comments in a very frat bro-ish voice.

I have never watched more than a couple of minutes of any episode of the show; just wasn't doing it for me.  But I ended up flipping past the movie one day and left it on, and then watched the whole thing and found a surprising amount of it pretty God damn hilarious.

You are all racists, and food-based racism is the worst of all.

Or Crocodile Dundee 2.

Well, if you're lucky, maybe somebody will shoot you in the head while they're robbing a convenience store and you can forget that movie, and lots of other unpleasant stuff.  And you'll become an idiot, but a much nicer person, and everybody wins!

It also sounds a lot like that other film where people forget stuff.  What was that called again?

I do have a girlfriend, but she would rather eat broken glass out of a toilet in a bar in the French Quarter on Mardi Gras than see this movie.

So let me get this straight: when somebody is pointing a gun at you and talking about how much they want to kill you, and you shoot them before they attempt to do so to you at point-blank range, that's being "a cold-blooded killer"?

Or his recurring role as studio executive Mr. Savitsky on Yes Dear.

"One might say the film combines the media-saturated murders of Natural Born Killers with the city-is-a-cesspool cleansing of Falling Down, and alleviates it with the lighthearted quirkiness of American Dreamz.
Still others might say it’s just a self-indulgent revenge fantasy
that’s going to piss a lot of people off…

I thought I hated everything they were involved with, then I found out they directed the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials, and those things are hilarious.

He sounded fine.  People are stupid.

Extremely Stupid and Incredibly Insensitive

So did the events in this film happen before or after the government gave them syphilis?

Luxury.