There just seems to be a trend in advertising of people being awful to each other, but the worst of them are the ones involving family.  The worst commercial currently running, and perhaps the worst commercial ever, is also a cell phone commercial where the guy tells his gardening wife that he just got an unlimited…

Maybe, but that is the worst animated toupee I've ever seen.

All this Newswire needed was the closer of (faints dead away) and I would swear it was written by Elegant Victorian Lady.

Nobody said the plays aren't important.  But is the who important?  If one guy wrote them as opposed to some other person, does it make them more or less brilliant or influential?  These people are dead.  They don't care.  It's one thing to be curious about something, but why does this film and reviewer sound so…

Everybody seems so angry.  The movie seems angry, the review seems angry, all because of a theory that 400 years ago one guy wrote some plays instead of this other guy.  Here's my perspective:

I predict an "All About Eve" relationship between them.

This is a shitty idea.

Return to professional acting?

For ten bucks, he could be at yours too!

To this day, I cannot hear the word "lurking" without hearing that dialogue in my head.

It is difficult to type this with one hand.

How about this version of Paranoid Android?

Because an album is just a collection of similar items, like a photo album.  And a record is just a logging of information, like a police record.  Calling a compact disc or a series of MP3's an album or a record is correct.  Calling a movie shot digitally a film though, that is technically a misnomer.

Meh.  I didn't even upload that song into my computer.  The entire rest of the album kicks Karma Police's ass and calls it names on the playground.

I would agree that it's too interesting to be bad, but I think you'd have to agree it's a trainwreck of tone.  Disney cutesiness mixed with some highly disturbing moments and imagery.

This was early 80's Disney, when they were trying to be edgy.  They were practically dead at that point.  But yes, this is a Disney movie featuring Anthony Perkins getting disemboweled by a robot.

IMDb says she got her first movie role in 1988, when she would have been 13 years old.

I'm pretty sure "behind the candelabra" is not where they liked to do it, but how they liked to do it. 

I'm going to throw in here and agree with your agreement.  I too watched 10 minutes of this episode, although I didn't see the pilot.  The 10 minutes I saw was dire.  I'm never going to shit on something for being "racist", but I will definitely shit on something for being tired and hacky and entirely unfunny.

They've made 31 Dooms?