Yeah, I don't think it's so great this show will be on for 25 years.  Every year it continues reduces the likelihood that when I see a rerun on, it will be one of the good ones. 

Bring back I Love Lucy!  And it better be with all the original cast members.

So you've named one film that (barely) came out 10 years ago, one film that didn't even get released to theaters in black and white as the director would have preferred 4 years ago, and an indie movie you can't even name.  Not exactly what I would call "plenty", and not exactly what I would call "these days".

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Goddamnit you idiots (Bond producers being the idiots in question), just use the old titles.  That's what Fleming was better at than anything; badass titles.  You've rebooted the franchise, so there's no reason you couldn't have the new Dr. No, and the new Goldfinger, and so on.  You don't have to use the old plots;…

It's in black and white?  That might be the most transgressive thing about it.  I didn't think anyone allowed you to make black and white movies anymore.  It figures though; I love black and white film, and this is the movie I get.

Please, don't assign that to the group.  That's all David Zucker's doing, along with My Boss's Daughter with the classic comedy duo of Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid. 

The movie is unfairly shit on.  It has its share of good jokes, and the "Over Macho Grande" routine at the trial is a classic.

He made a movie where he had a watch that could stop time.  I wanted to hear about that.  Like does he still have the watch, and did it really stop time?  Because that would be awesome.

Supernaut: RDJ in space blah blah blah gamma rays blah blah blah superpowers blah blah blah one billion dollars in global box office.

Wow, this far down the list and no mention of Rush yet?  Hemispheres alone nearly out-pretenses the whole Floyd catalog.

My own assessment of the The Wall movie: "The cure for happiness."

The totality of Gretchen Mol's career doesn't equal the year Jessica Chastain has had, and it's not even over yet (this year, not Gretchen Mol's career).

As someone who's seen every episode of King of Queens (yeah, yeah, yeah; I contend it's a strong show), I can tell you that this is a man in complete control of his craft, and he is masterful at it.  The shadings in timing and delivery he gives his lines is practically a clinic in comic acting.  Nothing lucky about it.

It's not.

I swear to God I think that's revisionism, because I thought for sure I remembered reading the original review in the magazine when it came out, and it being 3 of 5 stars.  And this is right when it came out, before Smells Like Teen Spirit broke, and I knew who Nirvana was because I had punk rock friends and I was…

With Biz Markie doing 12 minutes of whale songs at the end.

What?  The Black Eyed Peas aren't going to be performing Atom Heart Mother?

They did it in completely darkness, with blindfolds on, through a hole in a sheet.

And it's an ungainly word too.  Substantial flows much better.