There *should* be more movies about babies dying in car accidents.

Then I guess we're gonna have to take control.

People having sex on camera for money
I'm waiting for the inevitable porn version of this, I… uh, I….

Um, because he's entirely dried up creatively and has been for many, many years?

I saw Year One as well. I thought it was decent. Some stuff worked, a lot didn't.

Isn't that the point of all advertising? To make you hate something?

He's the Ernest P. Worrell of a new generation. I see a future of him going to camp, going to jail, saving Christmas, slam-dunking, being scared stupid….

Grammatical structure
For future reference, I think you should have set off that extended clause in your first sentence with dashes to make it easier to read. ie:

I've got a Porche.

Oh yeah, and Beautiful Boy by John Lennon makes me incredibly sad too, but come on, you have to be made of stone to hear that and know what happened and not get sad.

A song has never made me cry, not once, not even by association with other events in my life.

So I read the Slate article, and it's interesting, but I still call bullshit. Why does it put so many people off when people use literally for metaphorical emphasis? Because it sounds stupid. It makes the author sound like they don't understand the language. It has the effect of highlighting the artificiality of…

I consider the prequel trilogy to be a legacy SPOILER.

Exactly. You write pretty good for someone who's brain has literally been blown out of your head into the upper reaches of the atmosphere. That must have been pretty disgusting, and the fact that you survived such an event makes you a medical miracle.

Something something something Ill Communications.

There is only one Lone Ranger as far as I'm concerned, and that is Klinton Spilsbury. I'm sure he's available….

entomology
"A gaibee? What the hell is a gaibee?"

I actually have been doing this (just about midway through the first season now), but now I can do it with the confidence that I will be able to continue to do it past the first five season, which is what they have available now.

You Again… and Again… and Again… and Then a Few of Your Friends…

Yeah, if he knows so much, then how come he thought Coach owned the bar on Cheers?