Well, you guys steered me in the wrong direction on "Lisbon," so I'm going to go ahead and assume I'm not going to like this album also.

That headline needs one of these:

That headline needs one of these:

Clearly "Fair" means "least likely to eat another person's soul."  Although if that's what they were going for, they should have gotten someone a bit more personable than K-Stew…

Clearly "Fair" means "least likely to eat another person's soul."  Although if that's what they were going for, they should have gotten someone a bit more personable than K-Stew…

Fuck.

Fuck.

I like it how Simpsons references to other things are now references themselves…

I like it how Simpsons references to other things are now references themselves…

Was there a Gummy Venus De Milo?

Was there a Gummy Venus De Milo?

I don't know how the "around the web" section works, but after reading this article, the "9 signs you might be depressed" link is calling my name…

I don't know how the "around the web" section works, but after reading this article, the "9 signs you might be depressed" link is calling my name…

But Afghans are blankets…

Rape until death.  That's how my fantasy goes, anyway…

K.  Thanks.  I just finished A Clash of Kings, so unless I glossed over it in THAT book, I'm going to assume it gets revealed later.  For some reason I assumed he just forgot to tie that up, because so much else happens, who really gives a shit, right?

Maybe I didn't pick up on it, or glossed over it through the 700+ pages, but who actually sent the hired knife to kill Bran in "A Game of Thrones?"

"Brazen Hussy:"  Now there's a term i need to use more.

See also: Jennifer Aniston

Yeah, this is the dumbest thing of all time.