Soooo… this isn't a sequel to "The Savages"?

BS.  Your dick was trying to get you to put down that waste of time and look at some porn, goddamnit.  He's got needs too.  Needs that will never be satisfied with "Ulysses."

I'm pretty sure forming an opinion abut a TV show as you watch it is fairly unavoidable.

Never thought she was hot until "HIMYM."  But now I think she's smoking!  Maybe it's just that I find her Lily character incredibly sexy, and cool to hang out with.

Olympics logo looks like an afro-ed person going down on a reclining gentleman.

*Spoilers:*
I kind of liked the connection made at the end of this episode that is hit on much more later in the books, but that was not made explicit at this juncture in the books:  The whole "Life for a Life" idea.  I kind of like the way they had Lady killed and Bran awaken at the same time in the movie, thus…

So when he says "Don't worry about the show," does that mean it's going to be cancelled!?!

Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale cat fight?  Me. Ow.  

I'm happy now that the Sawbuck Gamer will have it's own home, with supportive parents who don't judge it because of it's weird birthmark.

He looks like the Greendale Human Being's child…  That would make anyone depressed.

Silhouette of The Band taking a bow on the cover of "The Last Waltz," emblazoned on my right asscheek.

Yeah but the lighting would have to be pretty good, otherwise I'd think I was watching yet ANOTHER prepubescent boy getting a deep dicking.

Easily the closest I've ever come to hurling during a movie was when a Professor in a college class revolving around pornography showed us "Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle,"  a journey through the career of Annie Sprinkle, who has done, I think, everything one cane do in porn.

Why did you spend a thousand dollars on a suit?  Is that the true cost of irony?

What does it mean that whenever I read "Uwe Boll" my first thought is that their talking about "Usain Bolt?"

So…. Lana Del Rey is going to be awesome to our kids?  (shudder…)

It's a sea "Chanty" seeing as how the songs are "chanted" and not sung in a broken down, one-room house by the sea.

No Dungeon Master worth his weight in Geldings goes anywhere without his… Twenty-Sided-Die.

This is probably my favorite Orson Welles movie.

Why don't we just all agree that seeing classic rock bands you love in concert is a terrible idea.  Never going to see The Who, Stones, Paul McCartney, etc. because they are all past their prime and working with more filler members than original members.