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Lindsey Lohan
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Damn. Just… Damn. I guess you can't expect things you don't even read anymore to continue existing just for your sense of nostalgia. Kind of wish it did, though. 

"WRY COMMENT WRY COMMENT WRY COMMENT".

"WRY COMMENT WRY COMMENT WRY COMMENT".

Hey, Olivia! Flash your flaccid udder! That always seems to work well for you. 

Hey, Olivia! Flash your flaccid udder! That always seems to work well for you. 

Black director in need of an edgy cash grab? Wrap treacle around church and profit!

Black director in need of an edgy cash grab? Wrap treacle around church and profit!

Oh good. I was afraid that yet another Zack Galifianakis film where he plays a fey, in-the-closet sissy wouldn't see the light of day.

Oh good. I was afraid that yet another Zack Galifianakis film where he plays a fey, in-the-closet sissy wouldn't see the light of day.

I'd spray the little bastard with weed killer just to see what happens. Floral abortion.

I'd spray the little bastard with weed killer just to see what happens. Floral abortion.

I'd give her whatever change is in my couch if she'd just shut her unfunny cock-holster. 

I'd give her whatever change is in my couch if she'd just shut her unfunny cock-holster. 

That bitch deserved her rape, both the initial event, (that didn't happen, apparently), and the verbal raping Tosh provided. She's getting all the attention she wants now. fuck her. 

That bitch deserved her rape, both the initial event, (that didn't happen, apparently), and the verbal raping Tosh provided. She's getting all the attention she wants now. fuck her. 

And we wrap up with Euro-Trash cinema. Keep slugging away, A.V. Club. Someday someone will be fooled into thinking you're worldly.

And we wrap up with Euro-Trash cinema. Keep slugging away, A.V. Club. Someday someone will be fooled into thinking you're worldly.

Unfunny Hack. 

Unfunny Hack. 

"Katee Sackhoff is trying so hard to make this work. Maybe someday she’ll find a show that deserves her."