"Katee Sackhoff is trying so hard to make this work. Maybe someday she’ll find a show that deserves her."

Oh NO!!!!! Another interchangeable no-talent hack isn't returning?!?! Where ever will we find her replacement?!?!

Oh NO!!!!! Another interchangeable no-talent hack isn't returning?!?! Where ever will we find her replacement?!?!

Well thank God you hipster douchebags are here to grace Jaws with an "A" grade.

Well thank God you hipster douchebags are here to grace Jaws with an "A" grade.

No need to wrap such a great film in such a shitty T.V. failure.

No need to wrap such a great film in such a shitty T.V. failure.

Cunts. All cunts. Anyone in this "film", anyone who watches it. "Ironically" or not. 

Cunts. All cunts. Anyone in this "film", anyone who watches it. "Ironically" or not. 

I'm an ironic hipster commenting ironically on the A.V. Club!!!!!

I'm an ironic hipster commenting ironically on the A.V. Club!!!!!

Haw! Hipster comment Hipster comment! I'm on the A.V. Club!!

Haw! Hipster comment Hipster comment! I'm on the A.V. Club!!

Wanda Sykes voices a…. fuck it. You get the point. Let's go see Sassy Characters endlessly wag their fingers and repeat "Oh no you di'in't!". 

Wanda Sykes voices a…. fuck it. You get the point. Let's go see Sassy Characters endlessly wag their fingers and repeat "Oh no you di'in't!". 

Jennifer Lopez voices a character. Nothing can save this toxic pile of shit.

Jennifer Lopez voices a character. Nothing can save this toxic pile of shit.

Nicki Minaj voices a character. Nothing can save this toxic pile of shit. 

Nicki Minaj voices a character. Nothing can save this toxic pile of shit. 

Who gives a shit? Mindless thugs and groupie whores will still figuratively and literally suck this little cunt's lap button because of the "fame factor". Even Rihanna is taking it in the ass from this talentless waste again. Fuck it.