I don't think "cookie cutter drama" counts as thought provoking.

Given the ratio of consensual sex to "Rape or Dick Bite" encounters, I'd be happy to remain celibate.

They're going to play that card when it becomes apparent they need a ratings boost.

Molly is the most repugnant character in the whole series. Whiny, clueless, horribly stereotyped as a typical moronic wife.

I'm sure he'll beat it. It's his thing. 

"you can brush it off with a motormouthed, pop-culture-literate quip"

Please GOD stop using the term showrunners. 

Spoiler: We will never meet the Mother.

Herbert needs to go ahead and fuck Chris sweetly in the ass. 

No big deal. Guys do it all the time. 

My god, Ross and Rachel were hilarious in this one. And Chandler, as usual, was at his witty best. Little sick of Phoebe though… 

Without reading the article, is it because Jet, an admittedly bad group of musicians, became mildly famous for a bit while these nobodies have appealed to no one but fauxhemians? 

He's as annoying as Andy Kaufman ever dreamed of being. 

Is it because he's a fucking nobody who's jealous? Yeah. No need to read the article. He's just a fat loser. 

I bought all I could find, so that they may tend my tiny cotton fields. Except for Sam. He gets to stay inside.

I did not get what I wanted most for Christmas; The opportunity to swing a bat into the pixie bitch's collarbone as hard as I can.

I did not get what I wanted most for Christmas; The opportunity to swing a bat into the pixie bitch's collarbone as hard as I can.

Giving a "D" to a SyFy movie is like kicking a retarded puppy. 

Giving a "D" to a SyFy movie is like kicking a retarded puppy. 

This cannot shock anyone, given the mouth-breathers populating this world now.