This apology is 5 minutes long?  I demand an apology.

This apology is 5 minutes long?  I demand an apology.

I think they should watch old porn films a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.

I think they should watch old porn films a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.

How full are the $25 dollar bags?  I'm on a tight budget.

How full are the $25 dollar bags?  I'm on a tight budget.

O'Neal, that first line is so good YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE!!!!

O'Neal, that first line is so good YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE!!!!

Only Tad Pole's recent performance in "Bending Brad" could stand between Steel Balls and the coveted Golden Willy.

Only Tad Pole's recent performance in "Bending Brad" could stand between Steel Balls and the coveted Golden Willy.

::chest bumps::

::chest bumps::

dgl, how is a lack of character development not a reflection on the quality of the film?

dgl, how is a lack of character development not a reflection on the quality of the film?

You've summed up my reaction to Moonrise Kingdom.  The characters don't seem to grow in this film at all.  They advance their lives, but no one really changes.

You've summed up my reaction to Moonrise Kingdom.  The characters don't seem to grow in this film at all.  They advance their lives, but no one really changes.

Ancient Aliens.

Ancient Aliens.

I pictured a crowd of whores outside the house with signs and banners.

I pictured a crowd of whores outside the house with signs and banners.