As much as I enjoy Andy from Parks and Rec, I wish they'd gone the same way with Star Lord in GoTG.

Well, the streets can be dangerous at night for transgendered prostitutes.

Lived in New England my whole life. Made me laugh wicked hard.

I'm going to miss how they introduced Lady Stoneheart in the books. So good.

What are your favorites? Stand behind something.

Respectfully disagree with this rating. I felt this was better than last week's redneck snorefest with Beth and Uncle Sluggward.

Nothing like the subtle mix of a dude having sex and images of carnage. I can see why Spielberg had trouble in film school.

This is a very taxing mashup. While it blends together decently, it does still force me to listen to Avicii. And yes, I just had to scroll up to spell that right.

He has a full head of hairplugs now, so there was definitely some makeup involved.

I miss Bearded Governor. He was uncomplicated.

True, that pay-check isn't steady enough for Zeddemore's standards.

I think the only actor I didn't see in this trailer was Whoopi.

I see it as a Harold Pinter play.

Stay out of Olneyville.

Bewz, Cooz, Dewbz.

Stephen King is now writing a horrible book based on the title Posthumous Marathon World.

Every time anyone found out that Walt's brother-in-law was a DEA agent, the first thing he had to tell them was "Don't kill him."  You're at the bargaining table minus a chip every single time.

Thanks Obama.

Why does everyone look like a mongoloid in this?  Huge foreheads, squished together pig eyes.  The whole shebang.

Tara, what are you still here for?