I saw Wheatus open for the Amazing Crowns at a free show.  When the lead singer sang the girl's part in falsetto, I remember thinking, "You can't get a girl for this?"

I saw Wheatus open for the Amazing Crowns at a free show.  When the lead singer sang the girl's part in falsetto, I remember thinking, "You can't get a girl for this?"

Someone's been poisoning the reeds!

Someone's been poisoning the reeds!

You found Preacher, so there's a start.

You found Preacher, so there's a start.

He's just carrying the swords until he can sell them to someone.

He's just carrying the swords until he can sell them to someone.

No deal.

No deal.

I'll volunteer to be one of those people who get to give her a prodding.

I'll volunteer to be one of those people who get to give her a prodding.

I dunno, he seems a bit of a wanker.

I dunno, he seems a bit of a wanker.

He once put his arm around me while I was playing the X-Men arcade game.  I wasn't having that, the fucker didn't even buy me a pizza first.

He once put his arm around me while I was playing the X-Men arcade game.  I wasn't having that, the fucker didn't even buy me a pizza first.

That last scene makes it look like he's trying to start a fight club where no one hits too too hard and leaves a bruise.

That last scene makes it look like he's trying to start a fight club where no one hits too too hard and leaves a bruise.

Don't forget about the *smooch* sound effect you can hear over everything else in the scene.

Don't forget about the *smooch* sound effect you can hear over everything else in the scene.