And the beard helps nothing.

The advertisement for "Life's Too Short" in the banner at the side of this feed alarms me that Ricky Gervais believes the top half of his face matches the bottom.

Americans didn't want to see a movie filmed in Uncanny Valley and based on a European Comic Book with a name any Frenchman would get irate if you pronounced it anything other than "Taun Taun"?  Shocking.

Stop watching when someone hits big money.

Calm down, Melissa McCarthy is still in no danger of missing second breakfast.

Tell me you'd like to sit between these two on a Southwest Airlines flight.

I liked the both, but I grant you the point that Jonathan Stranger & Mr. Norrell captured the real world better.  But will the realism of this world of England be preserved in the post Norrell/Strange age of the hedge-type magicians instructed by Vinculus and Childermass?

Go on . . .

The US did nuke Japan twice.

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Can they just give Terry Crews his own movie?  The guy earned it in Idiocracy.

Beet Dazzle.

Seconded.

When are they spinning off a show for Pam's barrel of babies on Lifetime or Oxygen?

It's the show about nerds by and for people who have never been nerds and won't realize how cliche the characterizations are.

I hope he snuck in a few BET jokes.  Because society needs to be reminded that BET isn't a lamplighter of African-American culture.

Agreed.  Parts of Blood Meridian are so good that if read aloud by a bum on the subway, I'd give him money.

I'm hopeful this works in Community's favor in some weird way.  But my wife will be pleased about Cougar Town Abbey getting the wave-in.

I met him in a bookstore once.  I should have asked him what kind of god would want him to wear white sneakers with a suit.  Fucking pleb.

It's starting to become the only ending that makes sense.