He met her an hour before the show began when he stole her 2029 Dodge Dart with two kids in the backseat.  It's going to be a long fucking story until then.

Ted must have been with a fuck ton of women into whiny dudes.  And isn't it more awkward when he tells them how he used to fuck "Aunt Robin"?  I wonder if their mother is home for those stories.

O'Neal, this is crisp and well done.  You've earned the "PRESS" card in your fedora.

I hope they're black too.

I was the same way about doing Meth after Breaking Bad.

Are we done with this guy yet?  Feed him to the pigs, Harold.

Ah shit, AV Club.  You gone done and made me cry on Christmas.

I see the validity in your comment.  No sarcasm.

Is that for the movie where she played an Irish woman pretending to man so she could be a butler?

They're for people who use "we" as the subject in describing what happened in the game.

I'm going to take that at face value since this is the first time I've been to that site since . . . I dunno . . . GI Joe dubbed psas?

Lazy bitch rounds up.

It's like we can finish . . .

I believe he's married to Alison Brie in this.

I liked the video as well.

And your delicious fries covered in gravy and cheese curds.

Who the fuck wants this?  I'm not kidding or being ironic.  Serious as Omar.

Well done, O'Neal.

I used to audiobook all the time at the job I had before my current one, it had an hour commute each day.  It's not lazy, it's sensible.  And I think we'll see Alice and Julia again, if what happened with Penny is any indication.

I've avoided installing adblock for quite a while, but that annoying tab made me do it.  Someone wave when they're gone and I'll consider disabling adblock for the avclub.