I wouldn't trust this guy to count past 5.

What's an aethiest?

As long as i'm drinking someone's blood, I don't care who.
Tolerance, people.

No Sherlock Holmes is going to show up to stop this?

Oh no you dit-ennt!

Ferris was too busy blowing itself to come to the game.

I don't hold out hope for the new Miyazaki being good.
Eh, fuck it, I'll hope.

I can imagine Gilliam asked Waits over the phone if he wanted to be named in the trailer. Waits said something unintelligible and Gilliam shrugged at the advertising head and mouthed, "No?"

I go with the term "Gilf" when i'm trolling for grannies.

And his father called him "johnny" out of affection.

that's why i went with the Tasmanian Devil on my right calf. he's like me— out of control and angry! look out!

Scruffy was a shareholder on that movie.

Buck Russell, Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart, her growth.

*light blinking uselessly*

His self-deprecation
saves me time.

This recession is out of control now.

Louie Anderson died of hyper-obesity, and aren't we all to blame?

*distracts the ref while Hogan runs wild on this thread*

Oh, its a dramaaaaaaa . . . that's why I wasn't laughing.

I hear that thing is "opera" big.