I entered a theatre. I saw up to about the 1+ hour range of this, and was bored to the point of staring at the ceiling at the maudlin trash going on in this film. At that point, I left. You've got a valid point, Sybil.

Elitist Trash and the Berry guy, your icons looked nearly identical to me for a second. I'm blaming the HypnoToad somehow.

Tibber, you're right on the Goz.

I'm going to be optimistic.
Well, about this movie, not everything.

Who understands those rap guys anyway?

Craigward, I loved that line about Amanda Seyfried. She managed to steal scenes from Kristen Bell in Veronica Mars with those things.

the movie seemed a bit eager
to "brag" about its soundtrack.

It turned out exceptional
when they gave Dungeons & Dragons a movie treatment. I'm sure this'll be great too.

"Join the army," they said.
"See the world," they said.

Sometimes I have trouble reading too. But alcohol is no set of bifocals.

I take comfort that some of these prints will be "destroyed forever"

Firefly/Serenity is Punk Steam. I guess that's what you'd call using old technology in the future for no real *chinese swear* reason.

the word we were looking for is "Beyonce."
"Beyonce."

Michael Clark Duncan's the one with the mean-streak.

See how they've sacrificed for their art? They couldn't even comb their hair or get spectacles that aren't from the 1950's. That chap on the left was too busy to take a proper shave. Luckily that girl found that one button on her coat. I hear its the hardest one.

"Asian Persuasion" should be the name of a massage parlor.

I know there's a fine tradition among teen movies at work here
but this Rust fellow appears to be in his early thirties.

a story that serious could take his entire life to tell.

Why don't you drop outta that green dress and show me that fat ass?

I hope all the nudity is organic to the plot.