Does this guy realize that nobody reads this shit?

Yea, I stopped watching after the guy impersonating John Belushi impersonating Joe Cocker won.

Glancing at the results I just assumed it said "Black Eyed Peas" and wondered what they did that was such a breakthrough. But the Black Keys, eh? Good for them.

Wait! So there is 23 different girls I can jack-off too? Who thought the interwebs would be so great?

1st kid: Are you being sarcastic, dude?

That's because they are gay. And I like Belle and Sebastian, so that's saying something….

Yea dude, first thing i thought of "scot-rock" was Yummy Fur and Big Country. I don't give a fuck what anybody says, the first Big Country record is awesome. And Yummy Fur was fun but, what ended up happening to those guys? Oh yea…I think it was success….

Fuck, man. Just watched the clip with the nurses station and the shears. I guess I'm sleeping with the lights on to-nite…

No, no. Gubernatorial is the best word ever. Say it, goo-ber-nah-toe-ree-al.

Father U C King the police…

Y'know what I like about these guys? They sound like a punky Gipsy Kings. I don't mean that as a bad thing either.

WOW indeed. I, as a general rule, don't listen to music made by people younger than me. I really think I'll pick this up. Beirut is the other exception.

3rd prize ftw!

I'm glad I live in a world where Jim Croce is a Wu fan.

Jesus, i don't even KNOW how many times I killed it to "Cradle of Love". When she does the splits on the bed….maaaan, made my thirteen-year-old juices go wild!!

Where the fish can't swim
Where the fish can't swim…

Umm, Shudder to Think's "Crosstown Traffic" and Killdozer's "Cinammon Girl". That is all. Awesomeness….

Warm Leatherette is a "perfect record"? Dude, I don't even wanna begin to tell you what's wrong with that…

um…MY SHADOW
MY SHADOW, MY SHADOW, MY SHADOW, MY SHADOW!!!

I was racking my brain for the Hanks/Zmed connection, but I finally got it. YES, YES, a million times YES!