Actually, Plastic Man has one of the best powersets in the DCU. He has no limits on stretching ability, unlike other stretchy heroes. He's also damn near immortal between the fact that bullets and such literally bounce off him, and the fact that he can regenerate himself when he does actually get injured. Also,…

The problem with The Batman is that it wasn't BTAS. Or JLU. Or whatever else fans wanted at the time of its arrival. When you watch the show and judge it on its own merits rather than by comparing it to other shows, it's actually not that bad. Now, that said, the first couple seasons are kind of bland. They try…

Platelet

Black Panther is clearly Marvel's Batman. Booyah.

@McPickleshitter: It's not different at all. People are just apparently way more ready to voice their concern about what celebrities say on the internet these days than they were in 2001.

I stand by the fact that no matter how shitty a show it was, "at least they tried" works as an excuse for the Super Bowl. You need broad appeal, and bringing out The Who to sing "Pinball Wizard" to a generation filled with a bunch of kids who have probably never even played pinball is a shitty idea. They might have…

Teacups! starring Kiefer Sutherland:

A photo of them "winning" in their kitchen…
I expected something very different when I clicked that link. I'm shocked by how mundane it is.

I NEED PHOTOS, PHOTOS OF WINNERS!

I will say one thing about "I've Got Batman In My Basement"
…It makes a great title for a porno.

"Whoomp! (There it is)" is already the longest song in history, I don't see why it shouldn't run the charts an equal length of time.

"But we knew it at the time. I embraced The Room."
"'Yes, we were making the world's worst movie,' Schklair said. 'But we knew it at the time. I embraced The Room.'"

If only we'd had the baby in Kenya…
Baldwin was ON this episode.

Let me finish, LET ME FINISH!
….because it gets me horny.

I loved Gabe revealing that he used to do ecstasy. That whole scene was probably the high point of the episode for me.

I'm sorry but Bill Maher is still listed next to all those entries in the dictionary.

I would argue that they shouldn't issue an apology. It's a comedy show (maybe not all that funny anymore, but that's beside the point) that's historically stepped on toes in the past. Just because the era we live in allows everyone's voice to be heard equally doesn't mean that comedians should cave to pressure to be…

Yes but the fact that …

I can't wait to have a Canceraids bracelet so I can be one of a thousand other motherfuckers who think they're being witty. Maybe I can work it into conversations or something.

Here's your love: Batman 101