Well, he was the US ambassador to Iran. Take that how you will.

My favorite episode of JLU is "The Greatest Story Never Told". I love Green Lantern!

Which is pretty funny, seeing as how Two Earths was supposed to be a DCAU movie set between JL and JLU, but it got scrapped (forget why… budget issues maybe?) then turned into it's own movie.

Since it got mentioned, it's worth mentioning that "For the Man Who Has Everything" is the only adaptation of his work that Alan Moore has stated he has enjoyed. Which, if you know Alan Moore, is pretty goddamn amazing and speaks to how well those shows were made.

Let me tell you gentlemen about my boy Hal Jordan. He's kind of a jerk. It's his deal. It's just poor timing that his personality happens to be very similar to Stark's.

Wait, people thought The Incredible Hulk was bad? Damn, I'd definitely say it's a good movie. I mean it's not the Dark Knight but what is?

Hangover 2: WALK IT OFF, PUSSY WE'VE GOT SHIT TO DO TODAY.

Why can't society just learn to tolerate his intolerance? Maybe if he grows a Galifanakis beard he can sway our hearts.

Caballero, Steve Buscemi looks like the walking dead, not a walking hangover.

You know what? Maybe it has some cheesy lines, but I'll say it. Hitch was a damn fine movie by rom-com standards, perhaps even by non-romantic comedy standards (but that's debatable). Fuck the haters. The good in the movie outweighs the bad.

"WELCOME TO HELL!"

Toy Story 3. Got me right at the end. But before that, the last movie I cried at was… shit, probably The Green Mile? It was a while. Toy Story made me feel feelings again. You guys remember feelings right?

He didn't have time to tear them off. As he is wont to do.

As a hard game. Fusion's not hard. It's fun. It's one of the best. But precious few bosses are legitimately hard.

Fusion never counted, pansy.

I haven't played the game, but I do know that if you drink every time Samus says "baby" in the intro cutscene, you'll die of alcohol poisoning. Yeah, Samus, we all know that biological clock's a'tickin', I don't need that from my heroines.

Ashton Kutcher.
This guy goes from being the breakout star of That 70's Show, arguably the best 3-camera sitcom of the '00s, to an IMDb page that's just chock full of bad movies.

Yes, let's all wank over Arrested Development. Look, I loved it too, but let's actually talk about the article at hand, namely: How could the man who gave us Arrested Development shit out Sit Down, Shut Up and call it entertainment?

Having never watched anything but the promos for Mad Men, I kind of thought that's what the show was. Men get mad, yell, throw something, then seduce a woman who is not their wife. They are Bad Mad Men.

Well, NBC has to trot out somebody to do it, and who else is gonna do it? Leno? Don't make him laugh. He could buy the whole network at this point. I guess Joel McHale could do it, but in between The Soup, filming Community, and doing stand-up; I think hosting the Emmys would kill him.