Handlen still seems to be taking the notion that cats could be evil pretty hard. But at least he didn't let it cloud his judgment.

I can see Phil's DVD cover now. It will have a HUGE picture of tits on it and be titled something like "Sexy Party". When you get tricked in, you end up watching a 2 hour movie about what Phil's political views are.

I can't tell whether your comment's ironic, santos. I think Tosh is funny, but I can see where his humor definitely works in small, comedy special format. Trying to stretch that out into a week after week TV show is bound to make him wear a little thin on some people. Also, his show is about making fun of the…

My big question: If Whedon is directing The Avengers, which fan favorite character will he kill? My money is on Iron Man. But of course, if the Wasp is in it, she has GOT to bite the dust.

Don't you understand, Just zis guy? Everything needs a movie! Maybe a dark retelling! Did your mommy tell you a bedtime story one time that you really enjoyed? FUCKING GREENLIT. TIM BURTON IS DIRECTING IT. GET JOHNNY DEPP ON THE PHONE.

Since no one's mentioned it yet, for some reason I'd really want the countdown clock (complete with Egyptian hieroglyphs) from the Swan.

I guess it should be noted that the "For the Man who has Everything" episode of Justice League is about the only adaptation of his work that Alan Moore has stated is good. So yes, it is possible to please an unpleasable man.

It's GO TIME, Nipples! I wish Time Squad would have lasted longer. On the flip side, I wish Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy would have gotten canceled sooner. Christ did that show drag on too long past it's expiration date.

Are you saying the early episodes are good, kjohnson? Because say what you will, but I distinctly remember an episode during the first set where Johnny, in a very meta moment, gets retooled onscreen by a panel of Donny Osmond, Don Knotts, and some other guy who I can't remember. It was the most miserable short I've…

Which season is which?
I remember two distinct "eras", if you will, to Johnny Bravo cartoons. One had characters drawn really angular, and featured a nerdy guy named Carl and Johnny hung out at a 50s style diner called Pop's. It was funny. The other had the characters drawn in a more rounded fashion and featured a…

The best line tonight went to the Infosquito: "This guy sure loves porno!"

Haven't you seen The Road Warrior, McGillicuddy? That man has all the will he needs and more.

I can see where it would be planned for sequels. Granted, I haven't seen the movie, but I've seen the source material, and there's no way they could have squeezed the entirety of the series into one movie (even cutting out nonessential elements like little goofy episodes used to pad out the seasons for TV). What's…

And just like that…
My respect for Daniel Radcliffe shoots through the roof. It's a shame 14-year-olds will now burn him in sacrifice to their new, pretty haired god.

I've got a Connery Mii just waiting for your mother, Trebek!

Sega just keeps breaking my inner 10 year-old's heart with every terrible Sonic game they release. If they could just make a game where you stab Bugs Bunny in the face, then that'd probably break me completely and I'd be totally dead inside.

Well, I'd contribute, but I'm already too drink dto spelll shit corectly. CLOCKIN OUT.

defenestrater, I'd be inclined to agree with you on almost every comic book character but Spider-Man. Comics do get rebooted, retconned, etc. all the time, but certain characters are iconic. As many people have pointed out, Spider-Man's been around since the '60s. But they've been using that as an argument for why…

This whole Director Chloe scenario makes me think the CTU training manual goes something like

@I've an Idea: No, Chevy Chase as Calendar Man.