Soon the world will accept that all technology will be a pristine white with a small apple on the back. Right-clicking will become obsolete. John Hodgman will scream "JESUS CHRIST, IT WAS AN AD CAMPAIGN!" as he is hung for being a PC.

Jesus, is this the 19-fucking-20s?
"This here Jobs chap has the right idea!" - Ghost of John D. Rockefeller

It's schwarbage.

But Mako's dead now. So now nothing about Aku would sound right. Who else could deliver lines like that? We'd have to TEAR OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLING HIM INTO THE PRESENT, WHERE OUR EVIL IS LAW before we could have a SJ movie.

The sad part about this is that Cartoon Network has tried this. They introduced a stable of reality shows last year. The last of them has recently been announced as canceled. It isn't working, but someone down in Atlanta is determined to make Live Action Network happen. And it makes me sad. (Why yes I watch too…

Avatar 2: Fuckin' Magic up in this bitch.

His Indiana Jones bag, his jacket, and it looked like there was a pair of shoes in there? Did Jack come in with some kickin' sneakers then have to change into his work boots to kick ass in?

Jack's apparently going with the Captain America approach now. He's not loyal to the President, his only loyalty stands with JUSTICE. And AMERICA.

I just like how after President Useless's big speech a couple of weeks ago about how they wouldn't turn over Hassan, even under threat of radiation, because it would violate the country's principals. However, under threat of bad press, she promptly decided to just fuck truth, justice, and the American way and get her…

*Jack enters room*

I fully support Betty White being the next Bond villain. Not playing a character. I mean the reveal is that S.P.E.C.T.R.E. is run by the Golden Girls.

The best part of the episode!
Dana got her face smashed into a table. So this episode was alll right by me.

Maybe we'll all get to see the uncut version of Asses of Fire.

Yeah, Hurley definitely said he was a lotto winner in "LA X" so there's kind of a mystery there.

I'm pretty sure that the run-down is supposed to, as some people have suggested, cause a spinal surgery, which will trigger memories. Everybody else has had memories triggered by some event resembling an event on the Island (well, okay, except for Libby). Charlie had his own death, Desmond had an electromagnet…

Real quick, since we're talking numbers here, did anybody else find it odd that Hurley mentioned never having gone to Santa Rosa at all? Where did he get the numbers? Total chance?

Prohibitively expensive?
Welp, Nintendo's broke! Looks like Sega finally won the console wars, guys.

Ahem…
CALLED IT. That is all.

Randy is probably my favorite SP character at this point, edging out Butters by a few points. Every time he appears, comedy gold is bound to occur. My favorite moment in the episode had to be when Randy is microwaving his balls when Stan walks by and Randy asks him to get a beer and Stan just keeps walking.

I sure hope so. But how would it be possible, you ask. Well, here's my plan for 24: The world's first 24-HOUR MOVIE. You know how everyone always jokes around about how nobody ever goes to the bathroom on 24 and the common response is, "They go during the commercial breaks"? THAT WILL HAPPEN. Every couple of…