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24: The Movie will actually be 24 hours long. You're going to have to be fucking committed.

Then Jack will interrogate Death demanding "HOW DO I GAIN IMMORTALITY!"

I would just end it with Jack somehow actually being happy. Every other season has ended (or come back the next season) on some down note like "Jack's sad because his wife's dead" or "Jack's sad because his daughter hates him" or most commonly "This job is going to fucking drive Jack insane". Even though it would be

I agree. Whether it was cliched or not, shit got real this episode, and that deserves at least a C+.

Shit's about to get all Silence of the Lambs up in here!

Who's to say that he hasn't tried with others over the 140 years? The Final Season's DVD will come with a cut reel of the Man in Black sending tons of other people throughout history after Jacob, whom Jacob will promptly beat senseless. This will all be set to "Yakety Sax".

Yeah. The Abridged Version of Job pretty much comes out to: "God and Satan totally dick with this one guy's world to see if he'll keep the faith or curse God. Job doesn't, God says 'Good job!' and gives him a ton of new stuff to replace all the old stuff he wrecked up."

This episode made me realize one thing
The most unappreciated character on this show is Arlo. Sure, he was a creep in earlier episodes, but he's consistent. In the middle of all the other crap at CTU, he ACTUALLY DOES HIS JOB. He's like a baseball player with a good, but not amazing batting average. The only real

24 should do a season where the day is set on one of the "spring forward" or "fall back" days. It is a comedy goldmine. Picture it: The terrorists announce their plan to set off a bomb at noon and Jack has to spend the night interrogating people saying "A bomb's going to go off in 10 hours! SHIT I MEAN 9 HOURS!

Rollen, comics are confusing as hell. I mean, there's two Captain Marvels, DC's never belonged to them until after the 50s and they can never refer to him on covers by name because of Marvel's Captain Marvel who hasn't been in any comic since the 80s. You're better off not thinking about publication histories.

You said there would be butt stuff!

CTU has been made out of glass rooms since season 1 and it's never stopped people from managing to blow it up/sneak a mole in/make secret phone calls.

Well, if the previews are any indication (which they usually aren't), it looks like Jack's about to get the shit SHOT out of him.

I think the EMP only knocked people off their feet because of the people ducking and covering from exploding computers. Which I didn't know EMPs did. But then again, my entire knowledge of how an EMP works is based on Ocean's 11, so I'm not exactly a qualified expert.

I have played the first Mega Man. It's like playing the original Super Mario Bros. in the sense that at first you think, "The older games were probably much harder" and then on your 20th Game Over you start to realize that maybe this is pretty difficult. 10 Game Overs later you start to develop wild theories about

Convenient bomb
Those are some damn smart terrorists, setting the EMP to go off at exactly the time that Kayla would get to CTU, factoring in traffic and red lights and everything!

It'll be interesting to see some other body of national security. Last season, we learned the FBI is useless, every season we learn that local law enforcement is a hindrance against anti-terrorism efforts. If I recall correctly, in season 3 we learned that the US branch of MI-6 is two guys in an otherwise empty

Actually, you don't want the Thunder Wool. That's one of the principal problems with this game. The powers aren't all that great. Mega Man 9 had great weapons! In fact, they were almost too good, as if the developers had merely said "Here's every idea we've ever wanted to do in this series, let's do it." Now

"Yeah guys, I'm working really hard here. Yeah, I've totally got the President's daughter hostage. You just keep working real hard. Oh, Marcos died? That's a real shame. Well, keep making that bomb, I'll hold down the fort here, oh and death to America."

I'm actually with you on this one. 2 AM seems a little late for a probation officer to be making calls. Plus Root's character just has a creepy look about him.