I think there's going to be a lot of SMUG built up in Hollywood. The drinking game of the night will be to pick your favorite awareness cause and drink every time it's mentioned. I mean, everyone can't use Haiti, right?

You go to the IMAX theater to see the words scroll across the screen, Star Wars style. It will blow your goddamn mind.

I'm just shocked NONE of the Russians recognize Jack. Jack had a highly publicized congressional trial last season. His face was all over the news. Everybody knows he's a counter-terrorist agent. "Are you a cop?" One of the other Russians should have interrupted Prochnow and just yelled "OH GOD THAT'S THAT BAUER…

What the hell is Josef's plan?
He's going to go in, unarmed, to deal with Farhad and his squad of goons. Does he honestly see this going well? There are a lot of dumb villains on 24, but Josef is probably the dumbest I can think of in recent memory.

Animated Robin Hood is not a romantic comedy. If you take a girl out to see that, you will not get laid unless you're both teenagers and will make out during literally ANY movie.

I missed the first 10 minutes of this episode.
Did the groups get to come up with their own pun names? Because if so, the lack of originality is just plain sad. I could out-pun the fuck out of them.

Although, I was a big fan of Vanessa Wolfe going home. "Air-o-plane". God, as if us southerners don't get enough bad press/stereotypes thrown our way.

I really dislike the format of Hollywood week.
The producers set it up as, "Here's someone we covered in depth vs. some other person we covered in depth during auditions! Also 6 other jerkoffs!" You may know who you like out of those two, but what if 4 other people gave really good performances? No, the narrative…

He could also call Simon "Old Man River"

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Down's syndrome girl got kicked off? Really? REALLY? Maybe it was a poor song choice but REALLY?

I don't know man. It's a close race to beat Agent Prinze's limo. You know, that HIT AN IED HEAD ON and yet the driver lived?

How are we going to explain this?
Jack: "Uh… he fell on the knife."'
Renee: "17 times"
Hastings: "He fell on the knife 17 times. Really?"
Jack: "YES DAMMIT! THEN I ALSO FELL ON THE KNIFE! NOW GET ME OUT OF THESE SEWERS! DAMMIT!"

President Useless is likeable and non-batshit. She's just wholly uninteresting.

@Dumbledore- Well Houston, looks like he's *puts on sunglasses* got a problem.

I didn't mean ESPN. Who doesn't have ESPN? I mean something beyond basic cable. When THAT happens, there'll be hell to pay.

I don't think the NFL has the balls for that kind of maneuver. They already make sweet cash off of CBS or whatever network will pay them for broadcast rights, and if they did move it… well. Do you wanna be the guy who tells roughly 100 million viewers they have to subscribe to the NFL network to see the Super Bowl?…

I like Dirty Jobs for the occasional dirty joke Mike Rowe makes. He seems repulsed and amazed at different aspects of various jobs. It's not must-see TV, but if I'm flipping channels, I'll watch it. It's kind of my policy for most Discovery Channel programming.

I was waiting for a Mean Joe Green cameo. But then, I guess that's what will happen when Family Guy starts doing Coke commercials.

They needed David Caruso to come over the Jumbotron and make a pun about the game before the final scream. Then all would have been forgiven.

Even if it was misogynistic, I guffawed whenever the Dodge Charger guy said "I will watch your vampire shows". If he had said "movies", then truly he would have captured the hell of being forced to go to Twilight, and I would have sympathized.