Getting sick of sob stories
I agree wholeheartedly. The worst thing now is they just seem to be really reaching these days. I'd just like to see somebody who's talented.

Did I miss something? What is there to suggest Hurley is actually lucky in Universe B? Isn't it possible that he was being sarcastic? I could see someone's sense of humor turning a little black when they're cursed via magic numbers.

"I don't understand." Just like the rest of us! HEYOOOO! (So now I get to host The Tonight Show, right?)

Takin' all bets on wig girl!
It can't be cancer. There is no way in hell the producers wouldn't milk a good cancer story for all its worth.

They hired Janeane Garofalo to not be funny. And to demonstrate liberal viewpoints and have Jack say "NO YOU'RE WRONG! NOW IMMA GO TORTURE THAT GUY KTHX BYE!"

Tough call, but I'm gonna have to go with Chase's hand for sheer drama and pressure of the moment. Renee's thumb-slicing was awesome, but with there not being an immediate threat, it felt unnecessary in comparison.

Predictions for the resolution of the Starbuck plot…
Alright, I have a revised prediction now after tonight's episode about how this "Sad Home Alabama" business is gonna play out. So check this out:

Sam is Bender from Futurama.
When Sam doesn't drink, things are WRONG.

Hey Brendan.

Carrie Underwood 2.0- Harder, Better, Faster, Country-er.

Nothing to say about the short-tied dock worker?
At first I thought the show was setting him up to be a joke, but then they faked left and it was serious backstory time! But he was still (kind of) funny! I have found my guy to watch, if for no other reason than comic value.

A ridiculously curly haired man is going to Hollywood!
Somewhere, Justin Guarini feels a glimmer of hope. Then he gets a call from Red Lobster saying he's late for his shift.

You're right. If this were a Lifetime Original Movie, one of the men would've raped someone by now.

I personally fell in love when she mouthed off to Kara about how the show wasn't a Lifetime Original Movie. She should inform the producers as well.

I am making a formal prediction as to how this sub-plot will end. Starbuck is going to kill the rednecks, hide the bodies, then have a hushed conversation with Agent Prinze in the corner of CTU that Chloe will overhear. A link will somehow be discovered between the rednecks and the Russians, though, and Chloe will…

I kind of feel bad for Hassan…
Sure, he tried to have his cake and eat it too, but let's look at President Omar Hassan's day so far. First and foremost, his own brother tried to kill him. Following that, higher-ups in his nation turn against him, when he tries to take them down, he jeopardizes the peace talks that…

Ideally, they'd move Thursday nights up an hour now and find something else to put on at 8. I can't imagine Community is getting the ratings it needs to succeed at that timeslot, and dammit, I NEED more Community.

Well, Conan's set is the blue-est on television, but yes, the dichotomy is amazing.